Shitzu Vs Shepard

We understand this is a tad confusing when you're out of shape and none-the-wiser on how to start this fabulous diet... so we've made it easy for you in a step by step fashion with illustrations.

If medically you're labelled as 'obese ' translation ..fat ass, dimples, can't walk without huffing puffing, then we recommend starting with a TOY BREED.
If you have restricted yourself to only 3 large Big Mac meals a week, you're probably only 'overweight', and therefore, can probably start with a dog that is slightly larger but let's not get ahead of ourselves, you've still got a long way to go. Why not start with a pooch that's the next size up - something like a beagle.
So you've cut out the pickles to reduce your calorie intake and you're feeling fantastic. You're even dreaming of a skinnier you! We think you're ready to step up to the plate (but just don't eat what's on it) and accept the next challenge. Welcome.... to the medium size dog (we said dog, not meal size)
So now, your diet is consisting of carrot sticks, celery and no carbs after lunch. You've made it. Congratulations. You've reached the pinnacle of The Dog Diet and by this stage the weekly shopping bill for the dog food is more than yours. You've now graduated to the large breed.

Ok, some of you think that you're perfect already and don't need to be on the dog diet, well, you know you're kidding yourself....but who are we to argue? Or for those of you who are too cool to be seen with the wife's SHITIPOO or require bionic resistance to help maintain those new abs of steel, we offer you the following dog.
So, you've worked out which level you're at but you don't own this type of dog. Stay tuned for ideas on how to acquire one of these pooches.

Until next time, keep those tails wagging.