Spent 7 days eating cabbage and the only thing you lost was wind and humility?
Been to the land of the rich and famous and came away with acidic ring-sting?
A struggling vegetarian unable to eat carbs? Oh....the hunger pains....
Trying to count points but your fat ass sat on the calculator and broke it?
Protein, fat, carbohydrates, sodium, sugar, potassium - need a degree to lose weight?
So you're a Blood Type A, but you wish you were an O?
Do any of these sound familiar? Are you nodding your head in agreement?
You've tried them all. We all have.
WE UNDERSTAND :(
Enough is enough. It stops here. Today is the first day of your NEW life.
Welcome to the most astonishing and informative website you'll ever need to visit.
The Dog Diet...is all you'll ever need.
Don't believe us?
Stay tuned.
This revolutionary diet is a lifestyle change that will have you jumping through the hoops of life and nipping at the heels of your envious neighbours and work colleagues.
Tell your friends
Back soon
Been to the land of the rich and famous and came away with acidic ring-sting?
A struggling vegetarian unable to eat carbs? Oh....the hunger pains....
Trying to count points but your fat ass sat on the calculator and broke it?
Protein, fat, carbohydrates, sodium, sugar, potassium - need a degree to lose weight?
So you're a Blood Type A, but you wish you were an O?
Do any of these sound familiar? Are you nodding your head in agreement?
You've tried them all. We all have.
WE UNDERSTAND :(
Enough is enough. It stops here. Today is the first day of your NEW life.
Welcome to the most astonishing and informative website you'll ever need to visit.
The Dog Diet...is all you'll ever need.
Don't believe us?
Stay tuned.
This revolutionary diet is a lifestyle change that will have you jumping through the hoops of life and nipping at the heels of your envious neighbours and work colleagues.
Tell your friends
Back soon
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1 comment:
OMG I can't wait to read more. You girls are amazing. My thumper thighs depress me but no matter what I try, I can't seem to shift it.
I'm your newest fan!
PLEASE TELL ME MORE!!!
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