Shitzu Vs Shepard

We understand this is a tad confusing when you're out of shape and none-the-wiser on how to start this fabulous diet... so we've made it easy for you in a step by step fashion with illustrations.

If medically you're labelled as 'obese ' translation ..fat ass, dimples, can't walk without huffing puffing, then we recommend starting with a TOY BREED.
If you have restricted yourself to only 3 large Big Mac meals a week, you're probably only 'overweight', and therefore, can probably start with a dog that is slightly larger but let's not get ahead of ourselves, you've still got a long way to go. Why not start with a pooch that's the next size up - something like a beagle.
So you've cut out the pickles to reduce your calorie intake and you're feeling fantastic. You're even dreaming of a skinnier you! We think you're ready to step up to the plate (but just don't eat what's on it) and accept the next challenge. Welcome.... to the medium size dog (we said dog, not meal size)
So now, your diet is consisting of carrot sticks, celery and no carbs after lunch. You've made it. Congratulations. You've reached the pinnacle of The Dog Diet and by this stage the weekly shopping bill for the dog food is more than yours. You've now graduated to the large breed.

Ok, some of you think that you're perfect already and don't need to be on the dog diet, well, you know you're kidding yourself....but who are we to argue? Or for those of you who are too cool to be seen with the wife's SHITIPOO or require bionic resistance to help maintain those new abs of steel, we offer you the following dog.
So, you've worked out which level you're at but you don't own this type of dog. Stay tuned for ideas on how to acquire one of these pooches.

Until next time, keep those tails wagging.

Goodbye Love Handles

Just when you couldn't stand the suspense any longer we've decided to put you out of your misery and let you in on the biggest diet secret to hit Adelaide and quite possibly the world.

It's actually quite simple, if you've got a dog, a leash and a good pair of runners then you're well on your way to discovering the new you.

Remember way back when you could do your jeans up without the use of a coat hanger and the saying "muffin top" actually meant something you could eat and not an unsightly bulge of fat hanging over your waistband?

The Dog Diet encompasses a variety of training methods including strength, interval and aerobic training which is designed to combat the beads of sweat that drip from your head when trying to crack open a stubbie.

So let's break this down:

Think about it, most dogs stop, sniff and then run for the next tree...that's the part we call interval training.

If your dog is anything like mine, then they probably pull you from one side of the footpath to the other. Now if you've already been walking your dog then you've probably noticed your biceps building. Keep going, they'll only get bigger and all the while your sexy butt that your partner fell in love with years ago will re-emerge like long lost relatives after you've won the lottery. This is the strength component of The Dog Diet.

Does your dog think he's a cat and love to chase birds? Yes, I hear you say, then you'll already know that this is the aerobic component (and lycra leotard isn't required).

But wait, there's more!!! Not only will you receive a cross training workout when undertaking The Dog Diet but you (and your pooch) will get the added bonus of Vitamin D from exposure to the great outdoors. Beagle Girls strongly recommend the use of a pet sunscreen particularly for those breeds that are susceptible to sun damage (oh, and you should probably get some for your dog too).

To combat those kilos we recommend that you and your pooch follow this routine for at least 1 hour every day. Yes, we know that seems like a long time but compared to the hospital waiting lists for obesity related illness we think it's manageable.....don't you???

And, if you're reading this from the couch and feeling your arteries harden after eating a bag of hot chips, 5 deep fried chiko rolls and a few pints of ale, don't despair!!! We'll be back soon with how you can rid yourself of expensive doctors bills and repeated visits to your cardiologist.

What do you think? Leave us a comment.

Fad Diets Vs Flatulence

Spent 7 days eating cabbage and the only thing you lost was wind and humility?

Been to the land of the rich and famous and came away with acidic ring-sting?

A struggling vegetarian unable to eat carbs? Oh....the hunger pains....

Trying to count points but your fat ass sat on the calculator and broke it?

Protein, fat, carbohydrates, sodium, sugar, potassium - need a degree to lose weight?

So you're a Blood Type A, but you wish you were an O?


Do any of these sound familiar? Are you nodding your head in agreement?

You've tried them all. We all have.

WE UNDERSTAND :(

Enough is enough. It stops here. Today is the first day of your NEW life.

Welcome to the most astonishing and informative website you'll ever need to visit.

The Dog Diet...is all you'll ever need.

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This revolutionary diet is a lifestyle change that will have you jumping through the hoops of life and nipping at the heels of your envious neighbours and work colleagues.

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